Tornado Warning

I heard the tornado warning wailing at around 8:14 am, in the shotgun seat of a volvo driven by my one-shock-away-from-an-anxiety-attack best friend. She insisted we enter the school IMMEDIATLY. i deferred with 'nah, we got time to chill'. she was allready rolling on an anxiety high and declined my offer though.
Eventually, after being threatended by the pet people across the street i came into the school and ended up in the biology hall. Tete a locker, i exchanged the obligatory sarcastic remarks with a friend and waited. after around ten minutes, a man decided to soothe our fears by yelling down the hall magorly compsed of freshman: "Stay calm, do not PANIC. There is absolutely no place i would rather be than here with you all..." I can only assume he was trying to cause panic, but who knows. No one on our hall had ever seen hm before.
We waited, then complained. For lack of anything else to do we repeated that stratagy. but who am i kidding, that drill was the spirit boost of my week.