Monday, October 6, 2008

Its a mixed up, muddled up, shook up, world...

!!!!!Super Hero personal problem!!!!
The Joker
I am a dark and just deeply misunderstood individual.
Far too enlightened for comprehension.
(sigh) But I'll give it a try , just for you.
Breaching all professional boundaries to say,
I used to be just pretty.
Shocking! I know, to look at me now,
why i was perfectly proportioned.
So this vanity, oh swoon, of mine,
My very own personal human stain,
it's best served with clothes of the female persuasion, hm.

I never did give my makeup penchant the old boot. fortunately I am just batty... Ahehehehahahaa. Ahem.
No one's...expectations would be too terribly crushed
if my little secret fluttered, fluttered...
ALAS, bomb threats are taken with such very little little consideration when a man wears lace.
and high heels are horribly difficult to run in.
Which, you know, I just have no idea how our darling cat lady does it.
just remarkable.
Fortunately I am an exceptionally talented young man
and I latch onto opportunity when I see it.
A nurse outfit,
here and there.
A little shadow,
around the lids.
red red lipstick.
(to cover up that, that dreadful lip plumping procedure , oh no, to hard to find accountable surgeons these days, time to take matters into mine own hands, thats what I decided.)

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